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Funny Friendship Ecard: If you ever need a slightly distracted, unsympathetic friend, I'm here for you.

We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people. | Friendship Ecard

See, I should become a teacher. That shit doesnt sound that hard. Just get drunk and give out the life lessons! I already do that. Where can I go to get paid for it?

Funny Breakup Ecard: It's fine. I just checked, and you're totally better looking than his new girlfriend. Snaggletooth bitch...