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If a redhead works at a bakery What would she do for a klond - Philosoraptor

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If he's with you, it's cause I let his ass go. You can do all the dirty work, I'll just sit back and enjoy *besitos*

I can sense my energy is dwindling. So I have to…settle for less, or see a doctor, or give up, or accept that I’m getting older, or change my values, or tune up a victim-story, or join a group, or… On and on it goes. In this twilight zone, the individual is unwilling to consider solutions that could restore his vitality. He’s already opted for a lower level of life. In particular, he’s unwilling to explore the one aspect of his capability that works like magic: imagination. -Jon Rappoport

Writing Prompt: Write a story where one character feels left out. What does he/she do?


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Aries traits. This is totally me. Als


It was a surprisingly gentle gesture that I was not expecting. I like how contradictory they made Kylo in this movie.

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All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other.

Entitlement Generation! Very happy I'm not part of it. ~ mikE™

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Conan O'Brien gets it.

Salma ...spoken with the sentiment of many a Virgo woman - or mine at least. We're so strong, capable, sensible, and independent. I want a man who is perfectly fine with that, loves and respects that, and 'gets' that there's no contradiction with how very feminine I am.

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Workout Quotes For Women | healthy quotes | Femme Fitale™ Fit Club Blog This is funny because we are always whining about burpee's at my work out class. Not my fave.