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Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.
SO true that it's funny...I guess I would have to add "FULL time job, graduate school, baseball mom,and orphan ministry" to the list. :) No wonder I've had to drop the washboard abs, baking and crafts! LOL!
Pinterest makes me feel like I'm bad at being a woman ;) my-ecards http://top-golf-courses.info/green.php
Yes this is so true... I still handle it (Minus the washboard abs @ the moment).
Giggle. I kinda like being a multitasker. If only I could accomplish it all
my husband laughs and adds the washboard abs are to do the laundry!!
Pinterest makes me feel like I'm bad at being a woman ;) my-ecards
Funny Love ecards | just LOVE these e-cards...they crack me up!
Ha! ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yep.....funny stuff.
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One of the hardest meals for me to limit myself is the one from Halloween till New Years. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: One of the hardest meals for me to limit myself is the one from Halloween till New Years.
One of the hardest meals for me to limit myself is the one from Halloween till New Years....yup!
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One of the hardest meals for me to limit; Halloween til New Years. lol
Holiday meals . . .
It's my cheat meal
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I don't know about you but I have thought about running away more often now as an adult then when I was a kid. | Confession Ecard
sometimes being an adult just isn't as fun as we imagined it to be.
True story...All day, every day.
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Story of my life!
lol true story
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I always point & laugh & think "idiot" when someone says they shop black Friday. Working retail teaches you that you consumers are suckers! Haha. We laugh at you & your "deals".
I skip Black Friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I skip Black Friday because my hatred for mankind outweighs my love for stuff.
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cyber monday > black friday for exactly this reason. :-)
Skipping Black Friday...#ecards
Black Friday, true story.
Black Friday- So true!
Make me giggle
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shaving = "shower yoga"...especially when you're preggo :)
I literally call shaving "shower yoga"
Especially true being pregnant...
shaving = "shower yoga" hahaha!!
shaving = "shower yoga"
haha so true
I work out!
If i get an idea in my head i will find what i need!!
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I'm not just a wife and a Mother. I'm also an Item Location Specialist! I've also been accused of being a re-locationist!!
The sad thing is I have actually picked up this trait. Never with my own things, but everyone else's.
Me: "Did you look?" Them: "Yes, it's not there" Me: "Here you go....." (as I hand them whatever they're looking for!) Grrrrr
With Jason as my husband, this should have been a part of our vows. He can't find anything even if it hits him in the face.
Yep, pretty much! This expertise dwindles sometimes when it comes to finding things I've lost though.
Finder of "Lost" Sh@t - my husbands shoes in the middle of the kitchen floor....... the last place he left them.
Although, I'm no longer a wife, I will always be a mother and this is definitely a title that I hold!
Seriously! First person to ask where something is when you loss it, is to ask MOM. When MOM can't remember whey she entered a room. LOL
I'm not just a wife and a Mother. I'm also an Item Location Specialist. #ecards @Eloise Cornbuckle Karlen
also, grad school
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Isn't everyone tired of hearing how someone else always wrongs you, when in fact you are the wrong doer. How have you gotten them to believe your lies for so long?
He often makes things up...and it comes out sounding so serious. Then I say, did you make that up and he says "yes" with a big smile on his face... it makes me laugh
Funny..... But this is so me sometimes. People talk and I know they are wrong, but unsure of the certain definite facts. I will tell them they are wrong and make some up from what I heard.
Dániel: an encyclopaedia of improvisation and fantasy // "You seem to be very well educated on stuff you made up."
Lol. For real. I come times just sit there like "really? wow. no, not even the therapist can help you at this point"
When my credit card says "Check ID" on the back, I expect it to be checked for my $300 purchases not my $5 Burger King lunch. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
make up what you don't know, right? How about stop being so fucking entitled you think you have the goddamn right to know shit.
I explain stuff all the time..people believe me and then I have to own that I make sh#t up all the time.
Funny Workplace Ecard: If I'm to be forced to work with a bunch of adult-sized children, it should be reasonable that I also get to fingerpaint and take naps.
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If I'm to be forced to work with a bunch of adult-sized children, it should be reasonable that I also get to fingerpaint and take naps. | Workplace Ecard
Lol....Funny Workplace Ecard: If I'm to be forced to work with a bunch of adult-sized children, it should be reasonable that I also get to fingerpaint and take naps.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: LOL!!
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Being fabulous sure works up an appetite.
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Who doesn't love a cheeky coaster? #bowsgg
Happy Hour - if I even last that long...
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Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline... and having their parents pick up the phone *true story* | eCards
Roses are red, Stars are in space, You have one sexy beard, attached to your face | Valentine's Day Ecard
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valentines day. funnyyyy. got to love ecards.
Lol, The funny thing is its true!
that'd be nice... #funny e-cards
valentines day- ha ha so true!!
Lol. Seriously though
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Funny Confession Ecard: This whole grown-up thing has been fun but I have to go now. This is the story of my life.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. | Confession Ecard
I just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain | Confession Ecard
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I'll be in my blankie fort if you need me.
haha so true!
Ummm... yes, my new career...
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Success us doing what you love and making it a career but I don't know who will pay me to drink wine while looking at Pinterest.
Ummm... I actually think I gave someone advice on Pinterest while drinking wine at work today. #win
Getting paid to drink wine and look at pinterest? Sign me up!
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This is so true and so Me.
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so funny! I went into a store and seriously asked the girl if they had shorts where my vagina did not hang out :) the lady laughed and said "I totally know what you mean"
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Call me old fashioned... And I shouldn't see your crack either. Ecard humor funny laugh #whore
just sayin' @Sally thought this would make you laugh...it sounds like words out of your mouth! ha!
So funny! Old fashioned or just having a sense of fashion?
Truth!! I laughed out loud!
She wears short shorts....
:) Funny stuff!
This is so true. Nothing to hide and proud of my life. I guess when you have an ugly husband and a shitty life you want to hide it?
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Hahaha. So true! Raising teenagers ... one drink at a time. My drink may be coffee (because if it were tequila I would but a really fun(ny) but non-parental parent), but I completely understand this feeling...
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basically your ecards was stalking me when they made up this one. direct quote much?
so true, this one made me laugh out loud!!
Yup, that pretty much sums up my life.
True story. #eCard
Funny Workplace Ecard: I am quiet right now because what I really want to say would likely incite violence, and I really need my job right now.
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Free, Workplace Ecard: I am quiet right now because what I really want to say would likely incite violence, and I really need my job right now.
I am quiet right now because what I really want to say would likely incite violence, and I really need my job right now. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat if I knew I wouldn't lose my job. | Workplace Ecard
Funny Workplace Ecard - I'm sure some people feel this way at times!
Funny Workplace Ecard:
Just trying to keep my job. Haha
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Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. No b*tch, I'm just trying to keep my job!
Free, Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!
People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!
Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!
*People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends. No Bitch! I'm just trying to keep my job.
Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friends.. NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job! #babysitting
Ecard - People think that just because you tolerate them at work it makes you friends... NO, BITCH! I'm just trying to keep my job!
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Maybe not unlimited cupcakes.. but unlimited internet, Starbucks, brownies and a treadmill or elliptical in the room!! Heaven.
Fits me perfectly. Except that I have to make my own cupcakes - but that's ok, I work from home and have a Keurig. I'm in heaven. LOL
Sign me up for that, it's a huge plus if I can wear my pjs!!!
Where can I submit my resume??? This sounds PERFECT!
I totally have this job.... My dream job is awesome
This is really what my life is like!
ah wouldnt that be nice!
Sign me up!
You obviously don't know me very well if you think for one damn moment that I'm going to put up with your bullshit. #ecards hahaha Right!