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Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is that no one runs in your family.

Dear employees…

I've been told that since I'm a lady I need to swear less... maybe I'll try these out. I'll also give this list to my co workers so when I say the "politically correct" version they can look at what I really meant to say and get the hint.

24 Incredibly Necessary Life Hacks To Make Your Days Much Easier

Life Hacks #1615- Sprinkle a little salt in your pan if you're frying. This will prevent the oil from splattering.

52 Of The Funniest Quotes Ever

I don't mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

Just realized that way too many of my conversations begin with, "I saw this thing on Pinterest..."