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Funny Family Ecard: You can't scare me. I'm a mother!
Silence is Golden, except when coming from children. Then you'd better go check to see what's broken.
'I'm so glad I did those workouts I found on Pinterest. I look just like the model in the photo.' said no one ever.
I didn't know why my child had a middle name until he entered toddlerhood...
My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me.
How is it I can start out the day as Mary Poppins, only to end the day as Cruella Deville?
everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible. ~ unknown
OMG If it looks like a science experiment gone wrong I just toss the entire thing!
I love how my thighs look when I sit down wearing shorts. -Said no one ever.
Dang! I am already in the third stage!!!
Funny Baby Ecard: I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.'
I've lived here my entire life, surf, fish, kayak, swim, snorkel, paddle board etc and I still freak if I touch something under the water and then I book it!!