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@ Julie Ekholm, sounds like you a bit, huh? lol

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Yep sounds like my kiddos

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Chances are good

I would like to think I will die a heroic death but it's more likely I'll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting. [substitute "peanut butter" for frosting!

Can you relate? XD

One more episode, then I'll go to sleep.I'm watching Doctor Who. And every other TV show fandom of mine.

Energy cannot be created or destroyed, just changed. Potential energy comes from the foods we eat. When talking about weight loss, there are three components of balanced energy, which include calorie intake, calories stored, and calories expended. When the amount of calories taken in equals the amount of calories being expended (burned), there is balance and the body's weight is stable.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

BAH. I ALWAYS smile when people confront me seriously! I don't know why, but I ALWAYS do and I can't help it or stop it! And then they always think I'm lying, and I'm like "nooo! I'm nooooot! I have no control of my facial expressions!"

so true every time my mom tells me to look in her eyes and tell the truth without smiling lol

At times, I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear in bubbles over our heads

Unfortunately

I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTF's per hour. Haha have those days

happens alot...but then they ask me a question about whut they said, then i have to ask...what did u say????

That's my life a lot of the time now that I live in Australia. All the Aussie accents are tough to understand at times.especially when they talk fast!

Ha!!

When women wear make-up they're basically lying to us. I do not see why I am being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold sparkly eyelids :D :D :D

So accurate

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Anyone else have a 4 year old?

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It makes for good memories lol

I call that "slaphappy." You get so tired, that you are to the point of being dazed and goofy and weird, all at the same time.

Very helpful prayer at times. ;)

This is my fav prayer, every day I go to work. "Dear Lord, Please put your arm around me today and your hand over my mouth"

This is too true. Be forewarned!

I have three sides. The quiet and sweet side. The fun and crazy side. The side you never want to see.

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