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damn right =)

I'm not a princess. I don't need saving. I'm a freaking queen. I got this shit handled.

amen

I can relate: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

"I find that when I look at you, I want to hit you with a brick. So, Kiara, you know. Run away before I throw a brick at you.

@Jocelyn Wesolowski, not sure why this reminds me of you.... LOL.. it comes from love though.

Tact: for people who don't understand sarcasm or take themselves too seriously Sarcasm: for people who can read between the lines or don't know how to be serious Face Punch: for people who don't know when to stop being sarcastic

Precisely.

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chocolate bar bigger than my head. even better a chocolate bar bigger than my head would be heaven on earth

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"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn." Rhett Butler in Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell

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