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Real marriage. Ohhh baby, this one made me laugh. A long time ago when we were young and learning each other we had a few fights that murder was threatened!! LOL It's so funny now! We made it through everything, nothing could've torn us apart. We were a strong marriage, a strong team. It'll never be replaced because we were one of a kind! Love you baby
My wife Mary I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never Jack Benny :)
-Jack Benny Haha! Seriously though, divorce is not an option in our marriage...neither is murder!
True Love I want this relationship
murder, maybe. so true, so true.
Murder, yes. hahaha so funny
True love. Funny stuff
Married life--haha ;)
"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." - Jack Benny quotes from BrainyQuote.com
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A strong marriage rarely has two strong people at the same time. It is a husband and wife who take turns being strong for each other in the moments when the other feels weak. - Ashley Willis
"A strong marriage rarely has two strong people at the same time. It is a husband and wife who take turns being strong for each other inthe moment when the other feels weak." - Ashley Willis FROM: https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/943725_10200760940935170_435769049_n.jpg
So true! My husband always has my back and goes above and beyond for me!
funny quotes and sayings about marriage...
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Funny Quotes And Sayings | funny quotes and sayings about marriage funny quotes My husband would probably agree lol!
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Marriage lets me annoy my one special person forever. hahaha I love this because it is so true.
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Married Life-- so true!!
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sounds about arrrghhh .. cant.. breathe.. http://media-cache5.pinterest.com/upload/215961744601054616_OhWtFaEu_f.jpg joemac08 true story
sounds about arrrghhh .. cant.. breathe.. in true story
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I run across and get sent so much funny stuff that I never forward or post. I thought it might be fun to post some of those humorous items. These are all
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I walked in love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I choose you.
I didn’t fall in love with You, I walked into love with You with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way. I do believe in fate and destiny, but I also believe we are only fated to do things that we’d choose anyway. ..and I’d choose You; in a hundred lifetimes, in a hundred worlds, in any version of reality, I’d find You and I’d choose You.. ♥
I walked in love with you, with my eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way.+++AND IN SPITE OF THE TROUBLES, I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. I WOULD ONLY CHANGE THE ENDING..YOU WOULD BE WITH ME TO THAT END.
I didn't fall in Love with you, I walked into Love with you, with eyes wide open, choosing to take every step along the way
M, I let you go once. I don't want to do that ever again, no matter the distance. I want you. And I will wait a year and nine months if that's what it takes. And if you choose another, then I'll respect you and your choice. I want you happy. But today and everyday, I choose you. Will you still want me then? Love me then? Maybe. Maybe not. It is a risk I am taking. You are worth the risk and the fight. I don't want another, T. Just you. All my heart. Perhaps you think I'm insane. I don't care. Th
I didn't fall in love with you. I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open...
I walked into love with you, with my eyes wide open.
Beautiful wedding vow...
Fear is not real.
You have to remember, fear is not real. It is a product of the thoughts you create. Don't misunderstand me. Danger is very real, but fear is a choice. #inspiration #motivation #inspirational #motivational #quotes #quote
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Typography. Motivational Quotes. You have to remember, fear is not real. It is a product of the thoughts you create. Don't misunderstand me. Danger is very real, but fear is a choice.
#Motivational #Quotes | List of the Top 20 Motivational Quotes its funny because I have been saying this about my Kids for years!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡
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One of my favorite quotes ever
Fear vs. Danger...
❤ This. Couldn't describe my life better. I always have two bottles chilling at all times <3
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❤ This. Couldn't describe my life better. So true @Marla Landreth
❤ This. @Lee Semel Semel lewis Couldn't describe my life better
❤ This. Couldn't describe my life better @Kaitlyn Mattson
So true! Always up for a special occasion!
My lifes motto...
said person quote
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Classy Sassy & A Bit Smart Assy/sorry about cuss word and NO, I don't believe in violence, but this is just a quote my sisters and I use kidding around, except we say "beotch"...so I had to use this pin...-Mari Parrilla
Lmao! Im always doing things accidentally on purpose.
Haha...reminds me of my sister Terra Marie! <3
Some people may deserve it
lol made me giggle
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Something I tell my husband quite often.
True my husband can agree :) lol
Haha! This is for my husband!
best e card ever!!!
Funny stuff! haha
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Hah! So true...I comment on this all the time when I see parents reprimanding their kids in public.
Bwahahahaha so true for all you parents out there you know it's true. lol
Lol this is so true and so funny
This made me giggle. So true!
So funny but so true!
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AT TIMES I’M GRATEFUL THAT THOUGHTS DON’T APPEAR IN BUBBLES OVER OUR HEADS.
So true!! I'd be in big trouble if they did!
OMG...so true. I would be in BIG trouble.
#thoughts #thoughtbubble #thankgoodness
funny-quote-thoughts-bubbles So true!
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Thoughts-bubbles So true!
Haha so true
The best marriages have two people who keep pursuing each other long after the wedding. Date night . . . a #1 priority after the wedding.
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Keep dating your spouse! The best marriages have two people who keep pursuing each other long after the wedding. #marriageworks #lovelasts #dating
The best marriages have two people who keep pursuing each other long after the wedding. Date night . . . a #1 priority after the wedding. Yep!
The best marriages have two people who keep pursuing each other long after the wedding. Date night . . .
Tonight:) .... Love all of our date nights .... Dating my husband is soooo much fun!!!!
Love this story! My hubby and I "do" date nights regularly and I highly recomend it!
Date night . . . a #1 priority after the wedding.
I love our date nights
This is how you know it's real
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I love you more than Starbucks & Target.... thats how you know its real, y'all like actually, I'm not even an actual white girl but like I understand this so well
I love you more than Starbucks & Target.... and that sure is a lot because we know my obsession with both lol :)
I love you more than Starbucks & Target.... thats how you know its real, y'all....and that's how you know it's real
I love you more than Starbucks & Target.... thats how you know its real, y'all @Sarah Chintomby Whybark this sounds like something you would say!!
I love you more than Starbucks & Target.... thats how you know its real, y'all
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I love you more than Starbucks & Target (that's a LOT) hahaha
I love you more than Starbucks & Target... Now that's love
I love you more than Starbucks & Target.... Kind of ;)
Real Lovers. I stole this from a friend, I love it!
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Rose Franken. LOVE this, might be my favorite quote of the moment. This is probably the biggest piece of marriage advice I could give anybody. BE SILLY ... in your daily life, as lovers, even as parents.
"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." ~Rose Franken, writer So true.
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly Quote by Rose Franken I love this
I love this!!! :D That's us! Silly lovers ;]
Never thought of this - so true!
hungryfeminist: “ “Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.” - Rose Franken, writer ”
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So true. I know my husband should get an award for putting up with me sometimes. He shows me constantly how much he loves me and wants me in his life and I fell blessed.
I thought that I had this, but I guess I was mistaken...my hope rests in the Lord and his plan for my life.
Thank god for these people in my life. And thanks to you all...you know who you are! :)
Someone who really loves you.. This is so true. Love you forever and a day Ryan
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Thank God for the love in my life
Real love... SO TRUE!
So true. Love this.
A true friend
this is me and jon... its almost scary how real this is for us
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Yep! My best friend for sure! Oh poor @Lauren Gowing and the hundreds of times I've done this
This is my sister, my best friend, and me. We do this ALL of the time.
my sister pinned this...it's so true about my sisters and I!!!!!
Daily odd compliment from my sister-friend<3 @Allison McCaveney
Totally true for my sisters and me, and my best friend
This is so true for the majority of my friends
Daily odd compliment, I love my bestfriend
Daily Odd Compliment to my sister
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Well I asked my husband and apparently i am falling down on the job..need to try harder
sad and true...my husbands tells me I do this to him all the time.
Think about it ladies :)
i love being a woman
I do my job well :)
job = completed
Haha so true
For real! [LIFE IS SHORT. BUY THE DAMN SHOES!]
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Life Is Short. Buy The Damn Shoes!! (For My Friend @Sarah Tillen-Macfarlane)
Manic Monday Motivation: Life is short. Buy the damn shoes! YESSSS!
Buy the damn shoes! This is my life motto, just look at my closet lol
Life is short. Buy the damn shoes!! - story of my life.
hahaha..... i will remember this next time i shop :)
Life is short. Buy the damn shoes! #ladies? #agree?
Life is short, So true!!
"You know what's really, powerfully sexy? A sense of HUMOR. A taste for ADVENTURE. A healthy glow. Hips to grab on to. OPENNESS. CONFIDENCE. HUMILITY. APPETITE. INTUITION...Smart-ass COMEBACKS. PRESENCE. A quick WIT. Dirty jokes told by an innocent-looking lady. A woman who realizes how BEAUTIFUL she is." - Courtney E. Martin #iwishiwrotethis #loveitliveit
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Amen sister!!! Powerful, sexy, smart women rock!
...you know what is really powerfully sexy?
You, you are powerfully sexy and i see you
That's powerfully sexy :)
"I hate it, when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face."
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"I hate it, when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face." Story of my life!
"I hate it, when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face." This is how I feel about certain ppl at work." Especially certain managers.
punch in the face
STORY OF MY LIFE
Gah. Real life.
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Best friends forever.