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    • Sharon Riegsecker

      My wife Mary and I have been married for 47 years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. --Jack Benny

    • Tonya Miller

      My wife Mary I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never Jack Benny :)

    • Alexandra Elaine

      Real marriage. Ohhh baby, this one made me laugh. A long time ago when we were young and learning each other we had a few fights that murder was threatened!! LOL It's so funny now! We made it through everything, nothing could've torn us apart. We were a strong marriage, a strong team. It'll never be replaced because we were one of a kind! Love you baby

    • Bryna Patton

      Murder, yes, but divorce, never. ;) lol! So funny I heard this on sunday

    • Jennifer Hood

      Lol... so true! Love my sweet husband. Bless his heart!

    • Ashley Nicole

      True Love I want this relationship

    • Shelby Lynne Hicks

      Murder, yes. hahaha so funny

    • Candy Barron

      True love. Funny stuff

    • Kit Kat

      Lol married life

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