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I like you, but ...

Funny Confession Ecard: I like you, but sometimes your psychotic mood swings and delusions of grandeur tempt me to shake you until the demons fall out of your ears.

:-D  I stay fat because it would not be fair to all of the Thin people if i were this Good Looking, Intelligent,Funny AND Thin! ( It's a public Service Really )

Ive been trying to figure out why I keep sabotaging myself when it comes to weight loss.I guess Ive just been thinking this subconciously

Both of Us Can't Look Good 50's Retro Tea Towel

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@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Liar hole

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole. Sad but true.and I guess not really funny?

Not sayin' I hate you, but attack by honey badgers

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not saying I 'hate' you, but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of legobricks, near a Bieber concert.

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

Story of my life

Funny Family Ecard: Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying. So true!

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"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.

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Never laugh at your wife's choices.You are one of them. You are one of them.

End of story

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.