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A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

DO NOT ASK IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. Or especially if you are going to argue!!!!

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Definitely how I feel when I'm around anyone eating! lol @Stephani VanGilder and @Kathy Lathrop Van Gilder