Note to the guys out there; Never ever use the green ones you will end up with Mace in your face(even if they are funny)

bahahaha - not fat, hot!

I feel like this sometimes when talking to my own daughter.

This is by far the best pick up line

having a veeery boring class here...the teacher wont even let me go use the bathroom :(

Best pick up line EVER. hahahaa



always check!

Cheesy pick up line! Haha

love is cute

Anti pick-up lines

Karma is a b*#%h


One more time


pick up lines: Howard