i can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, & my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

i can't be your friend if you can't handle my weirdness, sarcasm, stupid jokes, & my tendency to laugh at almost everything.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

so true...More Funny Classic e-cards | http://funnysillypictures.blogspot.com/

so true...More Funny Classic e-cards | http://funnysillypictures.blogspot.com/

'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me.'

'She called you fat.' 'Oh HELL NO. Here, hold my cake but don't eat it okay? Nevermind I'll take it with me.'

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Re-electing Obama is like backing the Titanic up and hitting the iceberg a second time.

Seriously!  Dresses are so comfortable in the summer!  I didn't want to dress up, I just didn't want to wear pants!

Seriously! Dresses are so comfortable in the summer! I didn't want to dress up, I just didn't want to wear pants!

Funny Confession Ecard: Bacon. You greasy, fatty, deceptively delicious, meaty bastard. I love you.

Funny Confession Ecard: Bacon. You greasy, fatty, deceptively delicious, meaty bastard. I love you.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

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