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I tell my husband this all the time! If they don't wanna see it stop lookin in my house!!! :p
Joke's on you, motherfucker. <--that has me DYING here. That is some funny stuff.
I grew up without blinds in my house, this was what I said all the time haha
Seriously, this is so funny and the story of my life. HA.
I say this all the time. My house...I do what I want!
Haha! can't stop laughing!!! So funny and true
That is some funny shit!
Totally me Hahaha.
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for "modern" kids - or I had books or chalk or crayons and paper...it was called "imagination" - it wasn't supplied for me
Oh this so funny because it is true. Funny Family Ecard: So you're 10 and have a laptop, iPhone, and an iPad. When I was 10 I had one thing to play with called Outside. That's what your fat little ass is playing with today.
Seriously. Go play outside!! What is wrong with kids today!?
oh how I wish I could say it to a lot of kids today.
I know this has a cuss word, but it's just so funny!
Seriously! Exactly what is wrong with kids today!!
so funny and so true! go outside kids!
love those little modern kids...
I'm sorry!! This is so funny!
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If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
If I wanted to kill myself, Id climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com Sorry this was just such good comeback to Kennedy. I just could resist the urge 😅😷
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best comeback ever
Funny insult (to remember) :)
This is a great comeback
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Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless and found in everyone's pants.
Today I found a penny, it reminded me of you. Worthless & found in everyone's pants. Ecards
HAHAHA. I can't help but like the "screw you" ecards. It makes me crack up.
Truth hurts, guys... =D
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Free, Cry For Help Ecard: Women always say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit no one will even talk to me.
Women always say they love a man in uniform but when I go clubbing in my McDonalds outfit no one will even talk to me. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
"Woman say they #love a #man in #uniform so when I go #clubbing in my #McDonald #outfit no one would talk to me" this is why I always say "I love a man in #MILITARY #uniform so there is NO #confusion
Bahahahaha. Oh, I'm crying... Funny E-cards About Men | Women Love a Man in Uniform |
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Farting isn't ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that. | eCards
I literally busted out laughing on this one, so funny and so true!!!! Hahahahahahahahahaha
Funny shit....lol! cool pin!
so funny...so true, lol
did i say that out loud?
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It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Flirting Ecard: It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
Haha! Hey, sometimes it's good to just be honest.. With my WIFE of course
Haha! Hey, sometimes it's good to just be honest about it.
Haha......no, but seriously :)
I need one of those hugs...
Haha! but seriously.
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It's been a year since I quit my job to stay home with Lucia and I still regret not doing this... Although there's quite a few people I really miss
This is what I have always wanted to say when I quit my job! hahahahahaha!!!!!! Best movie ever!
true story!!!! Allison says this all the time
Best movie quote of all time!!
How I felt when I quit my job
true story!!!! So so true!!
..oh my god! Funny shit!'
truth be told
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Funny eCard - I used to be able to party all weekend - Now, a night of drinking requires more recovery time than minor surgery So true after having a baby!!
True story. That's what happens when you have kids and get older LOL
true story....cant hang with it anymore...im getting old...lol
seriously couldn't stop laughing. So true
true story, it's tough getting older!
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seriously...smell it... I must be sick and twisted because out of all the funny things I have read tonight I sniggered at this one the loudest!
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my twisted humor....laughed out loud!!
Hahahahaha! Cracking up at this one!
Best pick up line ever!!! Lmao!
Still the best pick up line
My signature pickup line!
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Great first date ideas
My new pickup line?
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. Best way to say "zero fucks given"
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LMAO!! Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. | Confession Ecard. LOL forgive the language
This is one of the funniest e-cards I've seen!!! Haha! @olfashnd
dont know why this is so funny but it made me laugh out loud
Are thine eyes upon my barren field of fucks?
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Free, Valentine's Day Ecard: I don't want to seem like I think I'm always right, but I am and that's why it comes across that way.
I don't want to seem like I think I'm always right, but I am and that's why it comes across that way. | Valentine's Day Ecard | someecards.com
I couldn't have said it better myself. #always #right #sorry #humor #lol #funny but #seriously
Why in the world would I say it if I thought I was wrong?! for my husband!
Sometimes the truth hurts. =)
Happens all the time.
Story of my life
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.
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and even then, theres a 50/50 chance you might get bitten. #funny #flirty #saucy #sexy #ecards #BeingToldWhatToDo #Naked
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I DO not like being told what to do, unless I am naked. ecard Truth
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true story bro..
50 shades truth
I laughed and laughed!
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Funny Get Well Ecard: Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. "Look at this stuff isn't it neat?" No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash.
Sorry about the language...but this has made me giggle for the past 5 minutes. Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders.
Funny Get Well Ecard: Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoaders. Look at this stuff isnt it neat? No bitch. You have OCD and this is all trash. Check out http://www.fun.w-o-w.club/fads/funny-ads-26
Princess Ariel on Hoarders. Oh crap, I thought of this while watching The Little Mermaid yesterday.
Imagine if Princess Ariel had her own episode of Hoarders - Ariel - The Little Mermaid
I love The Little Mermaid as much as the next girl but... So funny
even though i <3 the little mermaid...so true
Little mermaid. Funny stuff!
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I just died laughing. Sooo funny.
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A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punchline...wooden tit?
Not sure why I thought this was so funny but it made me giggle! Wooden breast implants...sounds like a knock knock joke....
Not sure why I thought this was so funny but it made me giggle! Wooden breast implants
Not sure why I thought this was so funny but it made me giggle!
Oh my goodness- Why is this so funny to me? laughed so hard
I just died laughing. Sooo funny. #jokes #funny
I just died laughing. Sooo Punny. Heh..
I can't stop laughing, wooden tit
This could not be more true.
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Throat Punching Fantasy...we've all had at least one. Don't lie.
Every time someone talks and I sent wanna hear it.
maybe I thought this... a time or two!
All the time!! Story of my life!
This is how I feel at times..lol
Haha so true!
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I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all but I'm pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass. | Breakup Ecard
I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all but I'm pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass.
I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mother fucker. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
Oh, shit. Sorry ma'am. My bad. This damn thing is only accurate to within 200 feet. I'll pay to replace your azaleas.
I typed 'Bitch' into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom m#$@ f@#$/$...abbracadabbra too!!!!!
I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom, vroom mother fucker. #ecards
@Kristie Kuiper - I was reading this and all I could think of is that this would actually happen with you. :)
I know that it's inappropriate, but the end bit made me laugh so hard. Vroom Vroom, mother __________.
the whole club was lookin' at her. She hit the floor! Next thing ya know...shawty got low low and low low and low. Them baggy sweatpants and the reebok's with the straps!...I apologize just got carried away.