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16 Funny Quotes and Sayings Fun is the essence of life. Our ancestors said that a life void of fun is not worth living. One of the best ways to keep laughter

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Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.and please don't assume that the word bitches is referring to women only.

Good idea!

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

I know a couple people I could sing this about.

Twinkle twinkle little snitch…

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Ok...so I never drink enough to actually have a hangover, but I do like a nice glass of really yummy wine every now and then! (and this was just damn funny)

It's not a hangover, it's wine flu.I've def had the wine flu more then once!

Never, ever get tired of this!!!! LOL

Funny quote: Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

Epic.

Crazy Girl Quote - You can't imagine the immensity of the fuck I do not give.

#cactuspride #grandfinaleorbust!

PRICK = "PUNXA" PERÒ VOL DIR CAPOLL O IDIOTA. (slang, vulgar) a nasty or contemptible person = gilip. He is such a prick! I've met some pricks in my time but you sir, are a fucking cactus.

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Its called Karma and it's pronounced haha fuck you. life quotes quotes life karma life lessons fuck you words to live by

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