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Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Especially if it's a robotic unicorn.

We still have wedding champagne in our trudge from almost 6 years ago!!! Saving it for a super special occasion, which is TBD

Makes a cute fridge magnet! "Always keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of champagne in the fridge.

Not pizza

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

True love

Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.

Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds. Sad but true

Fotos da cronologia - Carga de Trabalhos

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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? - black and white quote about food

The end

Once upon a time I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened. I love this Trish.

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Funny pictures about Kindly go away. Oh, and cool pics about Kindly go away. Also, Kindly go away.

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