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so true!

I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D lilmisstude I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D

People who have kids but don't want kids.

A-freakin'-men!"there should be a rule that you can't have any more kids while on welfare.

This is definitely accurate

Funny Baby Ecard: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

Mom had skin cancer. Grandpa died of skin cancer. That means I am at high risk for melanoma. In my opinion, pale is better than cancer.

which is why when my husband put an engagement ring in my makeup bag on vacation, I didn't wake him up for an hour. I knew he loved his sleep (but didn't know he was awake in bed, freaking out that I hadn't come out of the bathroom).

AMEN>>> I kinda want to print this out and put it by our coffee pot so that my hubs will see it and maybe not wake me up on days i want to sleep in.Wonder if he would read it and let me sleep.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

reminds me of someone I know

I'm actually not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking. This is me lol!

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