Could have used this in high school when people threw lollipop sticks at us when cheerleading

Perfection!

oops! sorry :)

Bitch, you better rewind your attitude before I fast forward your ass whooping.

Hahahahaha so good!!!

Lol

I don't need it anymore.

hahaha

Bahahahaha!

AWESOME!!

Kiss it!

Lol no kidding

Ha!

My favorite time

My cup of care is empty.

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: A douche bag of your magnitude could cleanse a whale's vagina. @Angela Keith remind you of anyone?

hahhahhah

OMFG - I DON'T CARE WHO U R BUT THIS IS FUNNY SHIT!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA

Very, VERY true.