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Bem isso.

Word's_The glass of water and the oppurtunist._"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you guys were out busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist"

As a father, I ran the household, did the cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping because my wife worked so damn much as well as primary care-giver to my daughter. My trips to the market were definitily a nice break.

Emotional Stress

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

Oops! Haha facial expressions give it away need to remeber LOL

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

When I say Never Mind what I really mean is.

When I say Nevermind, what I really mean is… via

Yes, we were!

"Remember when we were young, how we couldn't wait to be grown up? Wow, were we stupid or what?

Ha!

New favorite palindrome: Dammit I'm Mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm Mad

calories (noun) - tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories. Scientists have been lying to us for years. Here is the real definition of calories.

indeed yes

True - unless those particular crazies can swim! LOL / Positive Thoughts, Positive Life: Quotes To Live By

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