this is a dream! pallet swing... however, the song "Rock-a-bye, baby" came to mind when I saw this...you know, the part about "when the bough breaks the cradel will fall"? Better make sure it's a strong bough! LOL
After a long hard day of fighting zombies this hammock would entice me to let my guard down, de-stress, and nap until the bastards were gnawing on my skull. Therefore it is an evil hammock. An evil hammock that fills me with WANT.