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Funny Movies Ecard: You know Magic Mike is going to be great when Matthew McConaughey is the least attractive of the group.


If women are bad at parking, it's only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. Some only can wish to b 8 inches.

Awesome sentiment!

I love you like a back alley hooker loves crack. Guess what card my baby is getting for Valentine's?


I may be taking the high road on the outside, but inwardly, Im wishing I could punch you in the face and slash your tires.

Ha! Probably a good thing I don't have children because I would probably tell them to smart this off. Lol;)

A Mother suggests her son to tell the Bully he left the lunch money on her dresser.

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Kids have so much energy because they siphon it out of their parents like midget gasoline thieves.

That moment when the cookie wrapper makes a crinkley sound so you hold your breath and pray the kids didn't hear it.

Damn you crinkley cookie wrapper! Or the chip bag.only at our house it's the dogs!