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I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.


Oh how I would love to do this just one time! I have the perfect person in mind for this one :)

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!


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Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

I have to bite my tongue real hard some days, excuse me, I mean nights!

Listen bitch, I'm being as polite as I possibly can. How I feel working in customer service loll

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Hahahahaha please stoppll

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Um yeah, no filter, me too...Sara...my sister by our natural ability to stick our foot in our mouth!

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