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Funny Breakup Ecard: Honey, I have heels higher than your standards. Truth.

Ever wonder why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There's apparently more traffic going to hell.

the best thing to do - is squat down a little and just talk to it... and then start laughing... I've been doing this since High School - I've found it works pretty well... :P

Your God-fearing Facebook updates do not cause me to forget the godless whore you were in high school.