things I like
Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid.More
Odds and ends
yep you gutless assholeMore
Story of my life.
Sometimes there's not a better way to say it. HahMore
Precisely....really screwed...especially at work! Haha More
Funny ass shit!
DING, DING, DING! My thoughts precisely. More
LOL Yup! (Facebook status, snarky, eCard, humor) More
Just bitchy today!More