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Easter Bunny  Santa Claus  Tooth Fairy

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

I don't always dance and sing at the top of my lungs when blasting music in the car, but when I do, I make sure to 'act normal' at.

"I don't always dance and sing at the top of my lungs when blasting music in the car, but when I do, I make sure to 'act normal' at stoplights. unfortunately i'm still crazy at stoplights haha

thanks for understanding Ryan, it's just so hard for me to resist a cute pencil skirt, matching shoes, a flow-y top and cute accessories to go with it. Also, i noticed we were out of milk too...

im glad ryan understands - cause Target always makes me spend more than I want to!

How to completely freak out your kids...stop!  I can't.  Too funny! I see your elf on the shelf and raise you one traumatic memory.

31 of the Best "Elf On The Shelf" Ideas

How to completely freak out your kids… A human Elf On A Shelf. This would be fantastic if you could find a someone the kids had never seen before. Just wake up… And find a random person in an elf costume sitting on your mantle…hilarious.

Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place.

Yup

Fine doesn't mean what you think Broke Girls TV Quote love it.sounds like me!

Really tho

This is SO true! -Funny Pictures, mom joke, bedtime joke, clean humor, orange is the new black-

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