So then they handcuffed me and said 'Anything you say can and will be held against you' So I said 'Johnny Depp'.More
Funny Baby Ecard: You know how when you're in the bathroom for half an hour and nobody bothers you? Yeah, I don't...I'm not a Dad...More
Good tip :pMore
Facts of Life
my day just got better.More
Nothing Less than Awesome!
Whenever a bird poops on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of. More