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I survived childhood...not mine, my children's. OMG...I think my boys said this!
my brother and I, since childhood
Ha!! It's so true! Only I was prob bat shit crazy yesterday, anyway.
I am soooo OCD about how my groceries are bagged! I put them on the belt just the way I want them bagged...its an illness. LOL
Seriously. Just stop.
I love waking up with you by my side. You turn dull moments into entertaining ones. You're always there for me. iPhone, I'd be lost without you.
I try not to worry about the future - so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.
These shopping gimmicks always kill me. I love how they say " open a new credit card and get 15% off today's purchase when you know the interest rate is going to be 22%.... Every month!! No thanks!!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house. The irony is not lost on me.
TODAY: 1. Go to pinterest to look up that one recipe. 2. OMG I have to pin everything! 3. Bake nothing.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and laughed and laughed...
I love him... and by love I mean 51% of the time I don't want to punch him in the throat. LMFAO!
'Wow, that Lean Cuisine really filled me up', said no one ever.
I use quick dry topcoat, so I am never helpless...LOL
Don't talk to me. I haven't had my Diet Coke yet.