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hahahaha very tempting!

How I feel when people: tell me that One Direction is gay... give me any other general opinion that I give zero craps about.... tell me that I should care more about my appearance tell me I'm a heathen seductress for having a tattoo.

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amen to that!

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Oh My Freaking Stars!: Fussy & Right

No lunch for me. I'm on a new diet called, 'I have Five Dollars till Friday.'

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Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.