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"Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall butt, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, and the arms of Michelle Obama. The only person close to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling."    - Tina Fey ♥

"Every girl is expected to have c aucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a.

do what you really, really, really, really want to do // kristen wiig

No reason to post this photo of Kristin Wiig other than she is awesome. Love this photo of her. She is also the one of the funniest women in the history of the world.

Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph & Tine Fey!  Funny Ladies

Women from SNL: Kristin Wiig, Maya Rudolph & Tina Fey, just missing Amy Poehler. Love 'em all! Funny chicks are awesome.

jknk

I can't tell if I'm dealing well with my life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore.

I wonder how many historical figures did this...

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

I don't want any of my hard-earned money going to that whore in FL :/

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

exhausted

yup i hate stupid people.especially people who pretend to be stupid

hahahaha  (or forever 30) @Erin Gabriel... found a career for us!

Funny Friendship Ecard: That moment you and your best friend talk shit about another person telepathically.

Bitch, Please!

"If you're going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

Sandra Bullock- who I wanted to be when I was younger...funny and classy

"My goal now is to remember every place I've been, only do things I love and not say yes when I don't mean it.Sandra Bullock (Love her!

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