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Love that I can do that!

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

OH, how I grow tired of this. A few people on my friends list are SUPER guilty. Is your life THAT bad?


Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.


Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey E-Cards

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Better way of saying it than "the best part of you ran down your daddy's leg," don't you think?

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Funny parenting ecard.... Naps

So True! Funny Apology Ecard: Just as an FYI, I won't be needing naps anymore. Good luck getting your shit done while I'm awake!


Brian Gordon is a cartoonist with two kids, aged 4 and who has created a humorous comic strip called Fowl Language Comics. Inspired by his struggles as a parent and illustrating the ugly but hilarious truth about being a parent.

This is me. And I DO wish I had ice cream.

Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.

Weeding out the problem

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

Two things I know for certain in my life: I have big boobs. My taste in music is wonderful.

Hahaha! I would...

Many people do not look for the truth in Life, they only search for those that agree with them.