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So true!

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"Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos!" ~Yep, that's my life!

Love, nurturing, and dysfunction, plus more funny laughs for moms and dads on the blog!

This Week's Funny Stuff, 3/14

LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." This is totally my parenting plan. Sam will be amazingly funny if Jim and I have anything to do with it.

cleaning joke

"Instead of organizing and cleaning my house, I pin ideas on how to organize and clean my house. The irony is not lost on me." And then pin jokes about pinning tips instead of cleaning.

Dear Children, I only take credit for the first 9 months. After that, you were exposed to your father. ;) Yep

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

And they will know they were conceived via raunchy sex one day.

Fifty Shades Of Funny: The Best Of The 50 Shades Of Grey (good thing I havent read it!

Yes. it happens too often!

The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it, then you forget where that safe place is. - i wouldn't call that an awkward moment.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

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