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Free and Funny News Ecard: Sometimes I feel sorry for judgmental people and their boring lives. Other times I'm jealous. I wish I had that much time to worry about things that are none of my business.

Ok, I can't help but post this....feel the burn or feel my bumper. haha.

"Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and ...

Dear Lord, Thank you for my sick sense of humor and sarcasm←. I feel bad every time I laugh. Sort of. typo on card ☹←

When a woman says "do whatever you want" do NOT do whatever you want.

Funny Confession Ecard: When a woman says 'do whatever you want' do NOT do whatever you want.

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!

How about the moment when you punish your kids and realize you sound exactly like your mom! Scary!!

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That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

And don't forget go on vacation.....

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience... #ParentingEcards

Bless me with patience... Not opportunities to be patient, I've had plenty of those and they don't seem to be working. The actual patience... #ParentingEcards

I know a bunch of those girls..the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch"...well here's what I have to say to you, "You might think you're an 'honest' person but being a mean spirited insecure jealous bitch is not the same as being honest."

I know a bunch of those girls.the ones who think they are so tough, drag people down to make themselves feel better, are proud of being a "bitch".well here's what I have to say to you being a bitch is not the same as being honest.

Precisely.

Precisely.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

Lol can't hide ugly

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

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