I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV, and eating Girl Scout Thin Mints.

But not as pissed as Fleetwood Mac when they find out I stopped thinking about tomorrow.

But not as pissed as Fleetwood Mac when they find out I stopped thinking about tomorrow.

I actually leave notes like this...only 1 of my kids never gets cut:)

I actually leave notes like this...only 1 of my kids never gets cut:)

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

i absolutely love this....it would so be zach taking a message for me one day :) hahaha

i absolutely love this....it would so be zach taking a message for me one day :) hahaha

exactly...I'll eat your babiesssss - Click image to find more hot Pinterest pins

exactly...I'll eat your babiesssss - Click image to find more hot Pinterest pins

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