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You know it was a good day if you didn't hit or bite anyone! ~ says 4 year old Kids say the funniest things

Murder, yes, but divorce, never.

"My wife Mary & I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" Jack Benny :)

Opinions.

36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day

Goes along with, "Well don"t ask for my opinion if you don't want to hear it!

And even then mine is pretty thin! Lol

Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.it's also what teachers have when there are witnesses.

All I want...

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. Makes sense, we'll start working on one!

So true!

Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes & leave the house. So true with chronic illness.

That awkward moment when you leave the shop without buying anything and all you can think is, "act nautural, you're innocent".

I feel like this when I go to Target for one specific thing and they don't have it. I feel like every cashier is looking at me wondering if I am feeling ok or if I had some kind of head injury.

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Hell hath not fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord. Or your husband.just sayin'.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Ain't it the truth!!

Fun quote - everything I like is either illegal immoral fattening addictive expensive or impossible :)

Geesh! This doesn't help my indecisiveness

Not exactly true. There are things that haunt me more. But there are things I didn't buy that do haunt me. Usually things I didn't buy at a yard sale.

Perfect voicemail greeting

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Think I'll go pick it up now...

Think I’ll go pick it up now…

Universe I'm in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars. I promise I do good things for others with the money.

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