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I totally agree.

Funny Confession Ecard: We're not alcoholics. We generally only drink on the weekends. Except for special occasions. And boredom. And Thursdays. Which some people consider weekends.

I'm putting this on my resume. People should know my work style upfront.

Casual Friday, Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, Call in Sick Thursday.

Weekend forecasts... habit!!

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

They should put more wine in the bottle...so there's enough for two people.

"They should put more wine in the bottle. so there's enough for two people." - YOUR ECARDS - funny

Some things are better left unsaid ...

Some things are better left unsaid. But I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway. Things sometimes need to be said. Thank you alcohol.

'The customer is always right'? Fuck that. Sometimes the customer is just an asshole.

haha anybody in retail can agree. or any other customer service job.most times the customer is an asshole.