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Haha! True!

a woman is helpless only while her nail polish is drying. Would make a great sign to go on a nail polish rack!

Kat does this shit to me all the time..even when I got a second blanket it belonged to her lol.

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side. ~ and that's why he has his own blanket

ha! love it (though if something like this was said about women, we would consider it very sexist - just putting that out there)

"Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking. should I put this under my TRUTH board?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, if you do find one, what's your plan?

yeah I do this. And I never really thought about the plan part.

Forgetful?

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

It's not who you want to spend Friday night with, it's who you want to spend all day Saturday with.

Quotable: Week 13, 2012

One of the best quotes from one of my favorite movies. Too true. Friends with benefits

Happens all the time

story of my life. I feel like i need to start screaming out my stories so everyone can hear me---that awkward moment when you're telling a story and realized no one's listening, so you slowly fade out an pretend you never said anything.

Voilà, ça dit tout.

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Then that means. Iron Man is a female?

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