Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. Yup, i need to remember that. Don't worry Katie, you'll find out soon enough that you are the less fortunate now.
Team A-hole. Never join a team and when they say there's no I in team and that your not a team player say, thanks for your keen observation Brilliantstein but there is an I in team A-hole, let me show you. It's in the a-hole.