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i have lots of these in my phone and have no intentions of ever deleting them for that "just in case" moment. . .like the time an ex-boyfriend called me 5 years later to tell me he had found his ticket to a wealthy future by breeding snakes. . .REALLY?!?!

Sometimes when I get going on a thought, I just don't have the filter I wish I did.

I love the wine jokes. They always catch me by surprise and are. so. funny.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls. | Farewell Ecard |