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Uh yeah for realllllll Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Let's reenact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey; like the one where she gets a job straight out of college.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I am literate, I like beer, I have dogs and a valid driver's license. Plus, I'm really good at parallel parking. I'm kind of a catch. ( Except for the beer part.

wish this wasn't true!

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

I totally smother my pets lol

Free, Confession Ecard: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering "I love you" repeatedly while they struggle to break free.

They have better manners at age 3 than EVERY 3 year old toddler have ever met!  I am sorry if you are offended but it IS true., LOL

But replace "dog" with "cat" and that's how I feel about Fred.

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

Don't feel bad that a 15 year old gymnast has accomplished more with her life than you ever will.  At least your boobs are bigger and you can eat carbs.

Free and Funny News Ecard: Don't feel bad that a 15 year old gymnast has accomplished more with her life than you ever will. At least your boobs are bigger and you can eat carbs.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But I'm on bath salts, and your face looks tasty!

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

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