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    Funny Birthday Ecard: May you live to be so old that your driving terrifies people.

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    Have a joyous time celebrating the day your face rubbed your mother's vagina.

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    "After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC

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    Happy Birthday, Crystal! May you get the world's best in everything. Have a wonderful day.

    I sincerely apologize!

    Everything happens for a reason


    Especially the guy who parked his ginormous Jeep so close to my car I had to get in on the passenger side!


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