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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Oh wait. It doesn't bring all the boys to the yard?

Vacuuming truth!

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.


After the last time I talked to you had another beer. But couldn't see on the keyboard xD .not used of drinking xD

Sad that this actually happens to me...... Before the call the insane asylum saying please take her back

Laughing so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal - lolsotrue

my, my, my

Aint that the truth. I feel a whole lot more attractive at WalMart than I do at the gym.