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Rock - Paper - Scissors --- A cop just pulled me over and said papers, so I said scissors, I win, and drove off .

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It's either cold enough for Uggs or warm enough for shorts. And even then, uggs are boots, wear them to keep your feet warm, not as a fashion statement!

ikr and they say, you say everything you're  thinking... oh u thought what i said was bad what i thought was better ;)

Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

Im not fatim just so damn sexy it overflows funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

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Funny pictures about Recently moved my mom on from Internet Explorer. Oh, and cool pics about Recently moved my mom on from Internet Explorer. Also, Recently moved my mom on from Internet Explorer.

This is exactly why my husband and I never did santa etc. with our kids.

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

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Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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There is a legend that if you go take a shower and scrams out loud "MOM" three times, a nice lady appears bringing the towel you forgot. Umm bob does this everytime

How to deal with nosy neighbors

Lol Sometimes late at night I dig a hole in the backyard to keep the nosey neighbor's guessing. :D

no yelling

Don't yell at your kids- lean in real close and whisper- its much scarier ……. It really works. Mine hates the look. "Don't look at me like that mommy" works every time and I don't say a word.

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