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My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together-Humor Train

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for winning arguments by making you feel wrong even when you're right because I'm incredibly manipulative and also much smarter than you.

Hahahahahaha

Fitness Motivation on

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

Thinner than a coked up hooker with a stomach flu

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Since I'm unable to have an original thought of my own, I will just share every annoying graphic that pops up! Like or Share if you agree.

Day 5:  I am so incredibly thankful for the most supportive, smart, funny, witty, fun group of girlfriends anyone could ask for. @Megan Dunn @Megan Paddock @Sara Renkert @Chanel Yellowhair @Jamie Stevens @Jane Overbey @Kristy Thompson @Christi Hoopes @tara

friends (Thank you, my beautiful and VERY much missed Marton-Roldan ) How are you? And that wonderful girl of yours? The hubby? I'll NEVER forget you offering to lend him to me. ♥ friends,My Girls-,Quotes :

So glad he hates you now as much as I do MANdy Dennis Smith of Buchanan Va! Quit fucking other women's husbands....go home to yours, remember him...Richard Brian Smith?! What does he think of you screwing married men?! Hope he finds out!!

Funny Family Ecard: We are married. If I am pissed off at someone,so. you are pissed off at them too. End of story.

Ahahahaha!!! yip - sounds like me!!!

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

:) Who knew someone in this world could be so stupid to believe such a liar. But as my husband says, "it's not a lie if someone is so delusional as to believe their own bullshit." Jimmy's very insightful.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning.

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I'm a female, white, AND listen to rap music. Damn, I'm a bad bitch.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I know you're my best friend because I'd shank a bitch for you.

hah!! That's me lol I sit in my room with a laptop and my iPod and stalk everfound and never want to leave or socialize :) lol

Whew, that was close. I almost had to socialize. And yup! I'm married to a pastor. People expect me to socialize.

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I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life. ~ Who wants to be normal anyway?

Hahahaa. I never understood why ppl embarass themselves by putting "it's complicated". It should be "he's just not that into you".

It’s complicated

Funny pictures about It's complicated. Oh, and cool pics about It's complicated. Also, It's complicated photos.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

Kick ass in business and in life! Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on!

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