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The more I get to know you, the more I'm convinced that you were the sole inspiration behind many medications… the psych medications.

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

When you're driving and realize you're lost, so you turn down the music like 'Shhh, Luke Bryan. I can't shake it for you right now, I'm lost'.

If you are sick then stay home... why get the rest of us sick?

If you are sick then stay home... why get the rest of us sick?

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

But...I don't even say "I'd like to talk." I just go She-Hulk when I can't get a zipper to work and it ends with "and that's why I hate myself." Am I honest? Yes. Am I crazy? Yes. Do I acknowledge this weakness? Apparently....

But...I don't even say "I'd like to talk." I just go She-Hulk when I can't get a zipper to work and it ends with "and that's why I hate myself." Am I honest? Yes. Am I crazy? Yes. Do I acknowledge this weakness? Apparently....

I laughed way too hard at this, I gues having a teething/sick 2 year old has finally cracked me! haha

I laughed way too hard at this, I gues having a teething/sick 2 year old has finally cracked me! haha

Chuck's Fun Page 2: E-card humorbwahahaha!! i can think of a couple of people that need this ecard @Megan Parker

Chuck's Fun Page 2: E-card humorbwahahaha!! i can think of a couple of people that need this ecard @Megan Parker