My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D
Dear stomach, you're bored, not hungry. So shut up. Shut the fuck up.
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The definition of Studying. This is the way my daughter would study and she was an excellent student. I needed complete silence, go figure!
Funny pictures about Old people. Oh, and cool pics about Old people. Also, Old people photos.
more than sayings: Tomorrow - a mystical land
Laughed way to hard.so true tho
If only it worked like that. I'd make sure I was arrested often!