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or a bottle of wine. actually give me pizza, a 6 pack & a bottle of wine & i'll love you.

Future Ranch???? @Sam Taylor Browning Schwalm  @Brooke Martin Maeker @Tiffany Steinkamp @Ashton Jenkins Hall

Future Ranch???? @Sam Taylor Browning Schwalm @Brooke Martin Maeker @Tiffany Steinkamp @Ashton Jenkins Hall

Funny Workplace Ecard: Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Nothing is better than having a great friend like you at work to vent and bitch with, to make our day go by a little faster.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

What I love most about our friendship is that it's based soley on innapropriate conversations that no sane person should have. Ever.

Blame Shifting Tactic

Blame Shifting Tactic

Sure, you'll go tell everyone that I was crazy, but you'll forget to tell them the part about you being an ass.They always forget that part.yeah, a little pp always makes an ass

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

I'm sorry but I am NOT BORING. I just decided it was time to stop boozing, partying, flirting and dancing...it's called being a Responsible Adult.

If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.

If at first you don't succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting. But up close, its just a ton of shit you dont need.

Relationships are like garage sales. From a distance it looks like it could be interesting. But up close, its just a ton of shit you dont need.

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