A wall-mounted, kraft paper roll dispenser for lists, art, or whatever your pleasure. If your having a party you can have your friends and family sign and draw on this and you have a poster that will bring you memories for years to come.
Narnian lamppost. I have plans to put an actual lamppost in my library. Because I simply must have a library. I can just hear the conversation, "Hey this is a nice bedroom!" "Thanks, it's a library." "But it looks like a," "SHUSH. Library."