Don´t worry, don´t cry... Drink vodka and fly! (Someecards)
Pardon last nights drunk texts. That tequila is one chatty bitch. Angela Gray Gray Gray Thomas
Haha - "Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver." #funny #alcohol #someecards
I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's called a lot. bahahaha
Isabelle Choi i think this is what is going on when i ask her if she understands.
Don't Ask Birthday Candles//
Funny Confession Ecard: There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.
A true friend: 'You look dehydrated! Quick, drink some of my vodka!'
It's always the same, isn't it? "he/she was so quiet, such a good neighbor, etc". You never know what the quiet ones are thinking ;)
funny crying quotes | Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm NOT crying, I'm having an allergic reaction ...
This fits for so many. I love it.