Bride Dammit Doll ...attached poem: Your dammit doll is here to stay, and to help you on your special day! When the wedding isn't going like a fairy tale, don't go pulling at your veil! Grab the doll by the legs and slam her while yelling..Dammit-Dammit-Dammit!!! by tobeesgifts, $18.95
Dammit Doll. Free pattern The Dammit Doll Poem: When you want to kick the desk or throw the phone and shout, Here’s a little dammit doll you cannot do without, Just grasp it firmly by the legs, and find a place to slam it, And as you whack it’s stuffing out, yell, dammit, dammit, dammit! If dammit's not a word you say, Then grab it's little neck, Then just murmur quietly, "Oh Heck! Oh Heck! Oh Heck!"