Bride Dammit Doll ...attached poem: Your dammit doll is here to stay, and to help you on your special day! When the wedding isn't going like a fairy tale, don't go pulling at your veil! Grab the doll by the legs and slam her while yelling..Dammit-Dammit-Dammit!!! by tobeesgifts, $18.95
Dammit Doll - "When you want to climb the wall, And stand right up and shout. Here's a little Dammit doll, you cannot do without. Just grasp it firmly by the legs, and find a place to slam it. And as you whack the stuffing out, yell Dammit, Dammit, Dammit! If Dammit's not a word you say, then twist its little neck And grumble out repeatedly Oh Heck, Oh Heck, Oh Heck! And once your done abusing it just sit it on the shelf But hug it first, as I'd hug you If I were there myself."
Dammit Doll. Free pattern The Dammit Doll Poem: When you want to kick the desk or throw the phone and shout, Here’s a little dammit doll you cannot do without, Just grasp it firmly by the legs, and find a place to slam it, And as you whack it’s stuffing out, yell, dammit, dammit, dammit! If dammit's not a word you say, Then grab it's little neck, Then just murmur quietly, "Oh Heck! Oh Heck! Oh Heck!"