I'm only helpless while my nail polish is wet. Even then, I could pull a trigger if I had to.

I'm only helpless while my nail polish is wet. Even then, I could pull a trigger if I had to.

15 Brutally Honest Cards For Couples With A Sense Of Humor

15 Brutally Honest Cards For Couples With A Sense Of Humor

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point - The glass is refillable

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full are missing the point - The glass is refillable

So very true!  Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Forgive and forget? I'm neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother.

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother.

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