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the description really makes it THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED. AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE. AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK. AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE. WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN…

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I want to get married once, no divorce & no cheating, just us two till the end... It's so sad that some of us feel the need to state this. What happened to the days when everyone wanted this and divorce wasn't even an option?

I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it myself..?